Gunparade Orchestra 01 - New Stuff Wakamoto
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Why Does My Mouth Get Dry
Our star reaches this beautiful snowy village in the middle of nowhere (but presumably we're in Japan because, as the television news tell us (read as "lazy writing" or "lazy exposition) the surrounding areas are constantly attacked by monsters called "Phantom Beasts." And see if there are robottoni to fight them, Derp) and immediately begin to turn around his balls as is the usual retarded twelve year old who seems out of an episode of cosprayers: just arrived trips and slips on ice, bumps into everyone he meets and exchanges a person for a statue. Miraculously God manages to achieve its goal of high school who cares. It is here that you understand that not only the story does not make sense (and we're the first episode of stracazzo even beats angel had convinced me 100% in just five minutes of the series). Then, the main character (which for this episode called Titian) is not simply an idiot is the commander in charge of the fifth battalion, brigade 108esima of joint forces to defend the Torototele. What pussy do not you? The battalion is stationed in question ... in high school and all the military resources and reductions uberfighi are stored in a garage of wood in the schoolyard, in front of the football field. But ok, it is not the first time that there is such a stupid proposal at the moment so let's pretend that everything is fine (though Titian while walking to get to the class assigned to the battalion is put in serious doubt the organization of the school, the headmaster, however, He also voiced by Wakamoto, has military rank? It 's a military school of some kind? They had other places to put this defense force ?)... until we see the actual members. Yes, you had guessed, our group of heroes is made up of boys aged 14-15, at a guess, between 7 and 15 years. Yes, yes, we are faced with the nth core in which the world must be saved by Bambocci ... Why yes.
Obviously the military penalty does not exist: the battalion is simply a separate section of the school and all its members (including skipper) are both military and students (though one wonders why the protagonist should study something given they are told almost immediately that you have just graduated with honors to the best school for officers of all the pussy of the country. This suggests that it is not just ignorant). Please, leave me alone and do not ask who the members of the group: a pair of loli, a muscular guy, the girl who seems equal to NEET
Sengoku Nadeko (apart from not being moe at all) and so on. There is also the emo boy who, during the series turns out to have a secret puttanaio and a half (which is never seen and can not care at all to comply with a military discipline that is not so much shit to smear anyone). Amen, to do what they like. 
Apparently, however, a contingent stationed in these parts is which seem unnecessary given that the Phantom Beasts and will not appear but do not appear in this town (Ahahahaha). Perhaps you are wondering who the Pentarei-chan of the picture above. Do not know. While our heroes are masturbating appeared from nowhere a Phantom Beast, who would have thought it? Obviously, the battalion is very organized: lack even a cell phone organize resistance quickly. I'll tell you more: the whole world about the attack of the monster before they brain (our only hope, I repeat) take steps to do something. Ah well, we'll see some nice senonaltro mech in action.
The mech is taken up on their flying fortress of Caspian-wtf control room and head towards the battle zone. Titian is convinced that at least in such a situation, the training received (ahahahaha) does remind Bambocci to be soldiers but that dream is very stupid because they are all there to make stupid jokes and no shit its orders. Yeah, so why follow the orders of an officer expert that works for the success of the mission and without which it is highly unlikely that you will bring your ass home by evening.
The monster finally appears: it is the fucking worm that we see in the first episode of Inu Yasha, a bit 'larger. Damn, was not enough the first time. Calm and cool, we follow the orders of General: Find the enemy, draw him out of town and there blasto cannon wtf module with a zero (although I understand where they have pulled out of the fansubbers because Japanese do not even feel anything vaguely similar), the only weapon able to destroy these beasts.
The training received is very efficient: a pilots (ah, the mech unleashed three) sclera, "OMMIODDIO AND 'THE MONSTER OF CLOVERFIELD, AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA" and starts shooting like a madman destroying half the city in the process. Facepalm.
I said. The monster is gone, Titian by 'the order to regroup and find the beast, but as I said the orders are for rookies: the mech frontamentalmente load the beast, and unfortunately, our heroes are still alive by a miracle, mech partly destroyed. Titian (which is incredibly cool and professional, the only sensible character in the series) in twenty seconds a strategy plan replacement (while cursing all the saints in heaven reminding everyone that if they drew the enemy as in the original plan hours were all at home) but apparently not only the riders but also the non-commissioned officers are demented and unable to challenge all silent for a moment only orders. Chain of command, hahaha. The emo guy comes out of nowhere, filling the Vermona of bullets (I've already said that he had been ordered not to do so?) And these ... disappears. Puf. The episode ends with Titian incazzzata black rightly asks: "And these are my soldiers trained?! Facepalm." Report post
battle: the enemy is up to the flight, all the mechs are partially destroyed and a good portion of the city is gone, mainly due to friendly fire. The Japanese government is requested to reimburse the 2500 people homeless. No character is moe, Wakamoto disapproves.
"Fear the power of our CG, WAHAHAHA" 
Apparently, however, a contingent stationed in these parts is which seem unnecessary given that the Phantom Beasts and will not appear but do not appear in this town (Ahahahaha). Perhaps you are wondering who the Pentarei-chan of the picture above. Do not know. While our heroes are masturbating appeared from nowhere a Phantom Beast, who would have thought it? Obviously, the battalion is very organized: lack even a cell phone organize resistance quickly. I'll tell you more: the whole world about the attack of the monster before they brain (our only hope, I repeat) take steps to do something. Ah well, we'll see some nice senonaltro mech in action. The mech is taken up on their flying fortress of Caspian-wtf control room and head towards the battle zone. Titian is convinced that at least in such a situation, the training received (ahahahaha) does remind Bambocci to be soldiers but that dream is very stupid because they are all there to make stupid jokes and no shit its orders. Yeah, so why follow the orders of an officer expert that works for the success of the mission and without which it is highly unlikely that you will bring your ass home by evening.
The monster finally appears: it is the fucking worm that we see in the first episode of Inu Yasha, a bit 'larger. Damn, was not enough the first time. Calm and cool, we follow the orders of General: Find the enemy, draw him out of town and there blasto cannon wtf module with a zero (although I understand where they have pulled out of the fansubbers because Japanese do not even feel anything vaguely similar), the only weapon able to destroy these beasts.
The training received is very efficient: a pilots (ah, the mech unleashed three) sclera, "OMMIODDIO AND 'THE MONSTER OF CLOVERFIELD, AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA" and starts shooting like a madman destroying half the city in the process. Facepalm.
I said. The monster is gone, Titian by 'the order to regroup and find the beast, but as I said the orders are for rookies: the mech frontamentalmente load the beast, and unfortunately, our heroes are still alive by a miracle, mech partly destroyed. Titian (which is incredibly cool and professional, the only sensible character in the series) in twenty seconds a strategy plan replacement (while cursing all the saints in heaven reminding everyone that if they drew the enemy as in the original plan hours were all at home) but apparently not only the riders but also the non-commissioned officers are demented and unable to challenge all silent for a moment only orders. Chain of command, hahaha. The emo guy comes out of nowhere, filling the Vermona of bullets (I've already said that he had been ordered not to do so?) And these ... disappears. Puf. The episode ends with Titian incazzzata black rightly asks: "And these are my soldiers trained?! Facepalm." Report post
battle: the enemy is up to the flight, all the mechs are partially destroyed and a good portion of the city is gone, mainly due to friendly fire. The Japanese government is requested to reimburse the 2500 people homeless. No character is moe, Wakamoto disapproves. "Fear the power of our CG, WAHAHAHA"
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